Opinion 2026-02-01 18:13:00 Nga VNA

Waiting for the perfect opposition

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Waiting for the perfect opposition

By Ermal Hasimja

Today we decided to bring together a perfect mass front for a change of government and the salvation of the country.

We took the list of 2 million Albanians. To make the front worthy, we removed:

- those who are angry because they insulted us on social networks,

- former communists turned democrats

- former democrats turned renaissance

- those who no longer inspire

- those who don't have brilliant ideas

- those who want honest government, but steal a little when they can

- those who are a little like this

- the sororists

- those who have photos with Lali Erin

- anyone who is old in politics

- oppositionist Erjon Braçe

- all state employees are paid by Rama

- the Marxists of Qor

- Berisha says he doesn't like Agron and Arlindi

- Lapaj doesn't love Agron.

- Agronin will become the first prime minister

- intellectuals who shred salad and tire you out for nothing

- those who behave inappropriately at the protest

- the ignorant

- Lali Eri artists

- Democrats throwing Molotov cocktails

- Democrats watching Big Brother in protest

- Rama's crutches

- Saliu's clichés

- those who want to force us to be homosexual

- retailers raising prices for the New Year

- wholesalers raising prices to retailers for the New Year

- those who don't understand that prices are driven by demand, not whim

- closed list deputies

- MPs who voted for closed lists

- voters of deputies who voted for closed lists.

- others with various problems.

After we removed all of these from the list of the anti-government united front, we found that there was only one Albanian left and she was not possible, Mother Teresa.

We even resigned because our criteria were not met.

Now we have two options: either we sit in the cafe and wait for Maduro's helicopter, or LET'S MAKE A LIST OF THOSE WHO WANT TO COME FOR THE COMMON PURPOSE. What do you say?

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